xisney updates

Just a quick reminder this is the last week to shoot me your short story! This Friday, the 21st, is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:01:41 -0400

Just a quick reminder this is the last week to shoot me your short story! This Friday, the 21st, is the deadline! <3

Short Story: The Late Coffee Delivery

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:00:40 -0400

There’s a short story update on xisney.net! It’s basically just porn-without-plot with voyeurism. Apparently it’s kink month here. Here are the details:

Description: Danny Hall is delivering coffee to his boss, Walter Barry. However, the actor Vic Stevens is in Walter’s office, begging for a second chance at a job that could change his career for the better.
Genre: Smut/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: M/M
Kinks: Voyeurism
Length: Approx. 1300 words.

Short Story: Loosening his Lips

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:01:00 -0400

Short Story: Loosening his Lips:

There’s a short story update on xisney.net! It’s basically just porn-without-plot with a lot of non-con and a sex toy. Here are the details:

Description: Detective Cordell comes into the holding room to interrogate James Lovejoy. But Cordell doesn’t have any questions on his lips, and it’s not answers he wants on James’ tongue.
Genre: Smut/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: M/M
Kinks: Non-Con and Sex Toys
Length: Approx. 2000 words.

I'd like to write something for you, but I'm not sure I'd meet your standards.

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:13:00 -0400

I’m not sure if you mean quality standards or content requirements?

If you’re worried about the writing quality of your work, you’re more than welcome to shoot me a sample of your writing and see what I think. Honestly, I’m sure quality-wise it’s fine, and I’m going to give it a once-over editing-wise as well. I’m not too worried about the actual quality of writing unless every other word is a spelling error. When it comes to writing, you have to start somewhere, and I’d rather not penalize people who are still developing their craft. (Not that I think you ever “finish” developing when it comes to writing, but that’s a post for another day.)

Regarding content standards, I’d really prefer the criteria be met for me to use it on the site. I’m happy to advertise your own work if you have one - I don’t get enough traffic to justify charging for advertisements - but I’d rather not post a work about completely different characters as a buffer for my site.

Hopefully that answers your question? If not, feel free to send over another ask, or send me an e-mail!

Edit: Also, I have another Anon in my askbox that I hope to respond to in the next few days. Just so you don’t think I’ve forgotten about you!

Call for Guest Writers Reminder

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:01:19 -0400

Call for Guest Writers Reminder:

This is a reminder that I’m still looking for Guest Writers, and I will be paying all accepted submissions $10 each. This link goes to the guest writers post with all the information available! I need any submissions by June 21st at the latest, so you have a little less than a month left!

Also, Christopher and Lee’s profiles are up with my other characters, in case you were thinking about them. I think about them a lot.

Short Story: Off the Record

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:01:44 -0400

Short Story: Off the Record:

There’s a short story update on xisney.net! It’s basically just porn-without-plot I am sorry about that. Here are the details:

Description: The journalist Joseph Ellis just finished interviewing the actor Vic Stevens after a live performance only to realize they are both stranded and alone at the theatre.
Genre: Smut/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: M/M
Kinks: Some mild public sex
Length: Approx. 2200 words.

Short Story: The Siren and The Knight

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:01:30 -0400

Short Story: The Siren and The Knight:

There’s a short story update on xisney.net! There is some NSFW art in this piece by the amazing Hoolygun. Here are the details:

Description: A Knight on a quest for new armour for his Kingdom stumbles into the seduction of a Siren on a quest for lunch.
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: M/M
Kinks: Human/Monster
Length: Approx. 4000 words.

Slash Fiction Short Stories: Update Schedule

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:01:46 -0400

Slash Fiction Short Stories: Update Schedule:

This is a post about how there’s going to be nothing but short stories from now until August! Get excited, or don’t. I can’t make you or anything.

Hermione Granger, Voldemort, Remus Lupin

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:17:00 -0400

I answered Hermione here!

Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Wow I did really not prepare for these questions well at all. I’d probably put it in a book and then give the book to someone I trusted/cared about. Then I would like to make the book like Voldemort’s diary so that when people were reading it I’d change the words. So, like, if I put my soul in one of the Man from UNCLE books and then gave it to you, as you were reading it suddenly as you were reading it, it would become a gay porn. OR, you know, I could be cool and just keep changing the story SO IT’S DIFFERENT every time you read it!

Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
CAN I PICK A THESTRAL AND BE A MARY SUE PLEASE! If it’s just like a normal creature that I would have access too, I’d probably pick a raccoon. At least I’d get those little fingers and I could go through people’s garbage without anyone getting suspicious which is apparently one of my priorities.

Ooh! Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley and Professor Sprout, please?

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:00 -0400

I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TELL YOU TO GO TO BED OR GO BACK TO WORK but either way I have the sneaking suspicion you’re skipping something to be here!

Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Okay it’s either The Chronicles of Chrestomanci (just all of them) or Chuck Palahniuk’s Lullaby.

I used to read the former series every summer throughout elementary school and most of high school, and then I took summer courses throughout University because I couldn’t stop and did not get a chance to reread them all. I’m not sure what I loved about them? I know I enjoyed the way they were written, and I like cats a lot, and all the universes were great. I think I really liked how neatly they were all tied together as well.

For Lullaby, I ended up rereading it a bunch of times (maybe six or seven? Probably not ten) because I kept lending it out to people and then they’d want to talk to me about it, but because I had to read so many books for school, I kept forgetting what happened, so I’d reread it quickly to refresh my memory so we could discuss it. I LOVE LULLABY just because of the whole idea behind it and the way it was written for sure and the characters were fantastic. At the time I think I was drowning in 16c and 17c literature and theory books, so it was a real relief to read it when I did!

Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
I have no idea Snoddis, you always ask me headscratcher questions. HOW ABOUT when one of my professors asked me to coffee that was pretty great. It was like an academic and social achievement all in one and I got a free coffee.

Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND REALLY DUMB but Muggle Studies. I would freaking love to study us from a completely different viewpoint with magic and stuff.

Harry Potter Character Asks

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:52 -0400

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act VI

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:01:31 -0400

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act VI:

Here’s the sixth act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! This is the final act for this episode. I’m pretty sure after this we’re going to take a short story break for a few weeks!

Call for Guest Writers Reminder

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:01:30 -0400

Call for Guest Writers Reminder:

Site Bookmarks & Short Story Index

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:01:17 -0400

Site Bookmarks & Short Story Index:

Here’s a new post about the site bookmarks being online! I know news posts don’t usually go up on Thursday, but there’s another news post on Thursday, so oh well!

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act V

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:01:25 -0400

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act V:

Here’s the fifth act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There will be one more act after this one!

Also, if you’re wondering about the bookmarking plugin I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I’m testing it out today and hopefully will have a news post about it on Tuesday. If you want to go ahead and jump the gun and register, I certainly won’t stop you! There might still be a few hiccups though!

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act IV

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:01:18 -0400

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act IV:

Here’s the fourth act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction!

Potential New Feature: Story Bookmarks

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:01:18 -0400

Potential New Feature: Story Bookmarks:

This post discusses whether or not I should install a plugin on the site that allows for internal bookmarking, so you can keep track of where you are in a story (by post, not by paragraph) or save things for later or whatever! It means that it will all be done through the site itself, so you don’t need to use bookmarks on your browser or however else you save links for later.

There’s a little bit too it, so the post explains the whole thing - probably not as clearly as it could - so you can decide whether or not you would use this plugin. Your feedback would help me out on this one!

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act III

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:01:19 -0400

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act III:

Here’s the third act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction!

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act II

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:01:17 -0400

Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act II:

Here’s the second act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! I am really excited about this episode.

Will you be previewing the works before they're posted. I'd like to submit something but I'm not sure if it would be written well enough.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:17:00 -0400

Sure, I’ll add that to the list on the post. I definitely don’t mind reading a preview so I can let you know if it’s on the right track <3

(I hope that’s what you meant!)

Edit: Wait, I think you mean will I read them before I post them to the site? I’ll definitely be reading them before I upload them to the site, and I’ll be giving them a quick edit as well.