The thirty-seventh installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin. There’s no smut but I am so excited about this chapter. I’ve been waiting for this since I started this beast <3
HI we are going to talk about Nikolai’s family. These aren’t really spoilers because I haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to include the section where Nikolai meets his family, but Nikolai does eventually talk about them, so if you want a surprise you’re welcome to wait until after the novel address them, but it’ll probably be pretty anti-climatic. We’re actually going to be answering questions 27 & 28 from this meme.
What do you know about this character now that s/he doesn’t yet know?
What is this character’s greatest flaw?
What do you know about this character that s/he would never admit?
What is this character’s greatest asset?
If this character could choose a different identity, who would s/he be?
What music does this character sing to when no one else is around?
In what or whom does this character have the greatest faith?
What is this character’s favorite movie?
Does this character have a favorite article of clothing? Favorite shoes?
Does this character have a vice? Name it.
Name this character’s favorite person (living or dead).
What is this character’s secret wish?
What is this character’s proudest achievement?
Describe this character’s most embarrassing moment.
What is this character’s deepest regret?
What is this character’s greatest fear?
Describe this character’s most devastating moment.
What is this character’s greatest achievement?
What is this character’s greatest hope?
Does this character have an obsession? Name it.
What is this character’s greatest disappointment?
What is this character’s worst nightmare?
Whom does this character most wish to please? Why?
Describe this character’s mother.
Describe this character’s father.
If s/he had to choose, with whom would this character prefer to live?
Where does this character fall in birth order? What effect does this have?
Describe this character’s siblings or other close relatives.
Describe this character’s bedroom. Include three cherished items.
What is this character’s birth date? How does this character manifest traits of his/her astrological sign?
If this character had to live in seclusion for six months, what six items would s/he bring?
Why is this character angry?
What calms this character?
Describe a recurring dream or nightmare this character might have.
List the choices (not circumstances) that led this character to his/her current predicament.
List the circumstances over which this character has no control.
What wakes this character in the middle of the night?
How would a stranger describe this character?
What does this character resolve to do differently every morning?
Who depends on this character? Why?
If this character knew s/he had exactly one month to live, what would s/he do?
How would a dear friend or relative describe this character?
What is this character’s most noticeable physical attribute?
What is this character hiding from him/herself?
Write one additional thing about your character.
I wonder if this will even work.
Yes this will be my 700th post. Because fuck it why not. And uh since I keep my characters to myself, usually, I’ll give a list of some of them (and if you somehow know another character I don’t list here, I will still answer with them). Maybe will draw some out if wanted. But those will come tomorrow. I want to toss these suckers around because I miss thinking about them. (random questions unrelated to these above are cool too)
Abel - rich douchebag asshole who is tall and wears a tie Mark - nearly an alcoholic and he’s a wuss and also he’s Finnish Gil - dork who doesn’t know the difference between friends and crushes Natalie - loves fashion and is proud of her body yes best character Isabella - rich sister who’s an actress and can be a snob sometimes Lucien - crossdressing and effeminate French guy who loves cooking and spying Red - short punk dude who suffers from psychosis Maroon - great drummer lesbian with a tall mohawk and works that somehow Leila - created from an experiment where a furry wanted to make a kawaii wolf girl which instead turned into this fine lady who kicks ass and does not hesitate to show how assertive she is Id/Strawberry Killer - human-beast thing that used to live in the woods and kill people and bathe in their blood and all that nice stuff Vinny - pokemon oc who loves rock music and being a hipster (his adventure is not far yet and all he has are Rascal the Charmander and Disco the Pikachu) Maine - pokemon oc who came from Unova and has an Oshawott and a Pidove
Who am I kidding no one cares okay maybe a few people.
Tumblr keeps deleting my comments asjdhsfdjg. I’m probably going to reply to these on Friday to go along with the character facts, and when I’m stumped about what to write, then I’ll probably just respond to one of these anyway even if no one has asked!