Nikolai likes Big Butts
So today we’re talking about Nikolai and why he likes big butts (and other body parts). So far it’s not really discussed in-depth or anything, but it’ll become more noticeable as the story continues.It’s not just the large bottom that appeals to Nikolai, it’s what the large bottom represents. Nikolai likes strong men that have noticeable weaknesses that these men...
The Early Christmas Gift →
BETSY’S LATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT. It’s slash and smut of her characters.
Nikoguy: Episode Twenty-Five →
And here’s the twenty-fifth installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin, just in time for Christmas. This chapter contains slash smut and porny art, woohoo! And like the last update, definitely check out the credits for the artist, ChocolateIsForever! (She’s at a few different places, so I’ll just link you to the list of places.)
HEY today we are going to talk about what Guy usually does on Christmas. Because we all love Guy and who cares about what everyone else does. When Steffie was much younger, Guy literally dressed up as Santa Claus and broke into the house to give her gifts. Steffie’s mom quickly put a stop to this once she realized the extra presents, and that Steffie’s ramblings about Santa Claus were...
Nikoguy: Episode Twenty-Four →
And here’s the twenty-fourth installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin. This chapter contains slash smut and art that I’ve been itching to use forever. Definitely check out the credits for the artist, negacrow! (She’s at a bunch of different places, so I’ll just link you to the list of places.) AND this is a bonus update! There’ll...
Nikoguy: Episode Twenty-Three →
Here’s the twenty-third installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin. This chapter contains slash smut, woohooo!
Alternate Universe Nikoguy: Avatar
So I constantly put Nikolai and Guy into other universes, usually when I’m in the shower or when I need to calm down. Today, we’re going to talk about what Nikolai and Guy would be if they were in Avatar: The Last Airbender which is a great show, by the way. (Did you miss Nikolai and Guy at Hogwarts? It’s right here.) So I haven’t seen Avatar in a while though by the time...
Nikoguy: Episode Twenty-Two →
Here’s the twenty-second installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin. This chapter contains HETEROSEXUAL SMUT what.
Commission Special! →
I’m currently offering 500 word+ Smut Grab Bags at the reduced cost of $2.50. Basically, I want to try some new smut scenarios, but don’t have the time to write longer commissions. So here we have it! Please click the link for more information, if you want more information.
ALEC STEELE and homosexuality and a homo named...
Today I am going to talk a little bit about Steele because that’s what betsy wants. First of all, Steele is not secretly in the closet. He likes women. He likes women a lot. And gay men creep him out just as much as lesbians do. He doesn’t like same sex relationships at all. There is nothing particularly special in his past that makes him this way, it’s just how he is. He...
WORLD-BUILDING WEDNESDAY: Leave a number or...
slugpuppy: GENERAL: 1. What are some of the tropes you would use to describe your characters? 2. What are some personal problems that your characters are dealing with? 3. What are your characters’ morning routines? 4. What are your characters’ favorite things to eat for breakfast? 5. What are your characters’ favorite foods? 6. Do any of your characters have any...
Inspiration Tumblr: Misplaced Boner →
Just letting you folks know that I’ve started one of those fancy inspiration tumblrs that are basically just images, reblogs, music, and a couple of words from time to time. I’ve been making gifs like a fiend for it, so if you’re interested in seeing what inspires me, check it out. BUT as a warning there will be some porn on it. So far there’s no unclothed penises, but...
the meme of domesticity
OKAY DOING THIS FOR NIKOGUY and not waiting never ever! Let me know if you want to see other characters and I’ll do it, obviously. Even if they’re not canon just ask away. Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Nikolai is the big spoon, Guy is the little spoon. Guy prefers to be a knife instead. What is their favorite non-sexual activity: They actually don’t have a lot of hobbies...
the meme of domesticity
brocursion: leave a ship in my ask and i will tell you who is the big spoon/little spoon what is their favorite non-sexual activity who uses all the hot water in the morning what they order from take out what is the most trivial thing they fight over who does most of the cleaning what has a season pass in their DVR who controls the netflix queue who calls up the super/landlord when the...
Nikoguy: Episode Twenty-One →
Here’s the twenty-first installment of the slash fiction novel, The Secret Agent and the Assassin. This chapter contains no smut! SORRY
The Two Assassins, Lee and Guy
Today’s fun character fact Friday will compare Lee and Guy Solo as assassins. If you haven’t read it or forgotten, Lee is the main character in the novella, The One in the Many. It may contain some spoilers, but mainly just stuff in the first section. (And no Nikoguy spoilers, of course.) All right, so I was a little leery posting The One in the Many when I did, since it meant...
Happy Holiday Post (Site Update) →
In this post I’m offering free advertising on my site for the month of December (and the first week of January) and also requesting a bit of advertising on my behalf. If you’re interested in the advertising or helping me out, please click the link and check it out! The site will still be updating regularly through the holidays, don’t worry!