Call for Guest Writers Reminder →
This is a reminder that I’m still looking for Guest Writers, and I will be paying all accepted submissions $10 each. This link goes to the guest writers post with all the information available! I need any submissions by June 21st at the latest, but receiving them earlier would be absolutely wonderful!
Site Bookmarks & Short Story Index →
Here’s a new post about the site bookmarks being online! I know news posts don’t usually go up on Thursday, but there’s another news post on Thursday, so oh well!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act V →
Here’s the fifth act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There will be one more act after this one! Also, if you’re wondering about the bookmarking plugin I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I’m testing it out today and hopefully will have a news post about it on Tuesday. If you want to go ahead and jump the gun and register, I certainly won’t stop you!...
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act IV →
Here’s the fourth act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction!
Potential New Feature: Story Bookmarks →
This post discusses whether or not I should install a plugin on the site that allows for internal bookmarking, so you can keep track of where you are in a story (by post, not by paragraph) or save things for later or whatever! It means that it will all be done through the site itself, so you don’t need to use bookmarks on your browser or however else you save links for later. There’s...
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act III →
Here’s the third act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act II →
Here’s the second act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! I am really excited about this episode.
Anonymous asked: Will you be previewing the works before they're posted. I'd like to submit something but I'm not sure if it would be written well enough.
Call for Guest Writers →
Hey guys, I’m doing a call for Guest Writers so that the site will have content on it while I move in a couple of months. I will be paying the writers whose stories I post on the website. All of the details are inside!
Slash Fiction Writing Tips: Dirty Talk →
Hey, look another slash fiction writing tip! If you’ve been reading the comments, this isn’t a lot of new information, but it’s a little more articulate and contains less jokes!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Four, Act I →
Here’s the first act of the fourth episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! Adrian goes on an adventure this time without Sam how exciting! Also I really screwed up on the short story, so it’s going to come after this episode. One day I’ll have my act together again. One day.
Update Schedule: Original Slash Fiction Short... →
This is just a news post letting you know that the update schedule has probably changed this week! It also contains other information and a little preview of what the short story is about.
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act VI →
Here’s the sixth and final act of episode three of Stranger than Slash Fiction! Sam pretends to be a tough guy, but is actually a big baby. So there’s no smut in this one.
Anonymous asked: Just a comment on a post about shoe size. I am a 6 wide (and a narrow heel) and often have the same problem finding footwear. I have had success with (of all places) Naturalizer Most of their shoes come in WIDE WIDTHS! And not just the grandma styles. You can order online, but their retail stores are fairly common in Canada. Hope this helps!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act V →
Here’s the fifth act of the third episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There’s no sexy bits in here, but there will be one additional act because I didn’t plan this out properly!
Slash Fiction Writing Tips: Sex Guides →
This post revolves around using sex guides to help your slash fiction smut writing! I also start using a metaphor about baking that I promptly forget to use throughout the rest of the article.
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act IV →
Here’s the fourth act of the third episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There is smut in this one oh boy!
Commission: Yellow Lotus →
A super short commission for Teil of her adorable pink squirrel! No smut or anything!
Commission: All in a Day's Work →
Here’s a commission for the wonderful Teil! There’s some straight monster dream sex sort of and some running around! They’re such cool characters I didn’t do them any justice at all
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act... →
Here’s the third act of the third episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! Josie, Sam, and Adrian interview the only surviving witness.
Site News: Sites Merged →
Stranger than Slash Fiction and xisney.net are now one! This post has some information about what’s to be expected and e-mail updates and stuff like that.
Quick Introduction to Vibrators →
Sorry it’s so late, but I finally finished it! Here’s a fairly quick introduction to vibrators. Feel free to ask more questions OR offer other resources in the comments. Hopefully it helps!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act II →
The third episode and second act of Stranger than Slash Fiction wherein Sam thinks about boning a lot.
Site News: Stranger than Slash Fiction →
This is another boring news post regarding the movement of the novel, Stranger than Slash Fiction, back to xisney.net! If you’re wondering why they’re separate in the first place and whatnot, I would suggest checking out the post!
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Three, Act I →
The third episode of Stranger than Slash Fiction! Wherein Josie, Sam, and Adrian investigate recently dead bodies that show signs of actually being dead for a month. Sam is not happy about more dead bodies walking around. No update to xisney.net this week since I’m working on a short story to go up sometime this month!
Slash Fiction Giveaway & Dancing with Deception in... →
This is an update letting you know Dancing with Deception is now available in Print Format, and there’s a Goodreads Giveaway for two print copies of Personal Demons. For more information, please view this post! There will be a tumblr giveaway in a few months once the Goodreads Giveaways are definitely over!
Also, just as a heads up, I’ve decided to make this a strictly updates-only blog (after this post) and have a stupid private personal blog where I do those stupid ask memes and talk about medieval feasts and probably brainstorm some ideas and reply to people and stuff. If this is something that interests you, or if you always planned on being my friend but didn’t want to follow xisney...
Slash Fiction Writing Group →
This is information about a potential slash fiction writing group here on xisney.net! If this sounds interesting please read this post and then contact me via telepathy or one of the other options listed there.
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Two, Act V →
The fifth and final act of episode two of Stranger than Slash Fiction! I’m writing the xisney.net update right now so prepare yourself to see it in an hour or so!
Okay guys I just went to a medieval feast and had too much mead and probably other beer I’m not going to lie so the update is written but I’m going to try to edit it in this state so give me an hour or so. This will probably be the last late update since this week I was still sick and trying to get back into the groove of working at work instead of at home and when one of your friends...
tiddelipom asked: How about ♬, ☄ or ✏?
fanwithglasses asked: ☝, ♔, ®, ✏
Invade my privacy
☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Two, Act IV →
The fourth act of episode two of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There won’t be an update to xisney.net this week since I’m in brutal shape!
Just as a heads up, The Stranger than Slash Fiction update will be a few hours late! I’m just editing it now. It will be up before I go to bed.
A Love Story
I have a very personal love story to tell to celebrate Valentine’s Day. It is about my love affair with Jack Bauer. If you can’t tell already, it’s a joke. A few years ago, my friends had a running joke that I was destined to marry Jack Bauer despite the fact that I had never seen 24. I don’t really remember all the factors surrounding this relationship, but my friends...
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Two, Act III →
The third act of episode two of Stranger than Slash Fiction! ALSO there is some smut in this one but no climax.
Slash Fiction Writing Tips: How to Give Criticism →
This writing tip gives suggestions on how to give criticism!
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Two, Act II →
Second Act of Episode Two of Stranger than Slash Fiction!
Slash Fiction Writing Tips: How to Receive... →
This writing tip gives suggestions on how to receive criticism!
Personal Demons Now Available in Print! →
This is a news post about how to buy Personal Demons, and it explains the current situation with Dancing with Deception (which will be around three weeks.) If you don’t want to read the news post, you can buy the book through CreateSpace or Amazon.
Stranger than Slash Fiction: Episode Two, Act I →
First Act of Episode Two of Stranger than Slash Fiction! There’s a little bit of excitement at the beginning of the act, but not porn-y excitement. I’m so sorry.
Slash Fiction Writing Tips: Show Don't Tell →
I’ve gotten a number of e-mails asking for writing tips, so while I’m not updating xisney.net I’m going to try to post writing tips as often as I can on Sundays. Some of them are going to be things you’ve heard a million times before (like this one), but hopefully some of them will help! There is a section in this one (and hopefully most of the others) specifically...
Alternate Universe Nikoguy: Adventure Time
Okay so this is what Guy and Nikolai would be like if they were in Adventure Time get really excited because I am an idiot. I am putting it under a cut because let’s face it I like to type. [[MORE]] Guy would be an exile from the Fire Kingdom. He’s humanoid with the flesh of a fire wolf. He’s started up his own little kingdom called ~*The Exploding Kingdom*~ and creates his...
Slash Fiction eBook Giveaway! →
xisney: I’m giving away four of my own eBooks! This posts contains all of the information on how you can enter to win! It’s just filling out a form and you get to enter more than once by stroking my ego. How exciting! Today’s the last day for this! Get your entries in <33