I wrote this dumb story for pseudo and Sydney because Sydney likes prostitute AUs and pseudo mentioned this casually in one of her tags and I didn’t feel like editing today.
Series: Hannibal (TV Show)
Short Story Description: Hannibal AU where Will is a stripper who broke his ankle and Hannibal is the physiotherapist who helped him back onto his feet. This is just about them smooching though let’s be honest.
Length: 3.2k Words
So all the fanfiction is on Ao3 now!! I’ll go into more detail about it in the news post this weekend or whenever I post it, but you can update your bookmarks! All the old links redirect to to Ao3 so no one gets confused.
Here’s the short story update this week!
The mortician Navid Legue finds a human possessed by a demon lurking around one of his services. When he excuses himself from the scene, he finds himself face-to-face with the demon and death.
Slash Fiction Genre: Romance
Slash Fiction Rating: NC-17
Next week is just a news post, but it’s pretty important!
Here’s the final act of Episode Seven! Next week we’re likely seeing a short story update!
The site seems to be having trouble again, and I’ve contacted them and are waiting on a solution. If they don’t have a solution, I do, so you will probably get a news post about it next week or the week after. I’m not sure how happy people will be about it, but I can’t think of any other solution and I’m pretty content with it.
And here’s the fourth act of episode seven! There’s some sex in this one, hurray! There’ll also be one more act because I ran out of time while writing this one.
There’ll hopefully be a more formal update on Tuesday about the site, but everything seems to be working! Please don’t hesitate to let me know if you find anything that doesn’t work properly!
Okay I am an idiot and the Nikoguy links not working was not a problem on my host’s end and was a plugin issue, and I managed to fix it! The Secret Agent and the Assassin’s index page is now regular links rather than fancy links with excerpts, so I’m really sorry if it’s a pain in the ass. If you want excerpts with the index page, let me know and I’ll take some time out later (when I’m not at work like right now) and fancy it up a bit.
Everything else seems to be working, but please don’t hesitate to let me know if you find anything broken! I’m only one person and I have a full-time job as well, so I have a hard time keeping on top of everything and I’ll be the first to admit that I make a lot of mistakes. Like the one above, where I blamed my host for something I should have caught myself.
There are some issues with the theme that are my fault, and I’m hoping to tackle them later today or sometime later this week. It might mean changing themes completely, so we might see a make-over in the near future.
Thank you for being patient with me or at least not filling my inbox with hate! I really appreciate it <3
Server Moves with Hitches
I’ve been moved to a new server, but some of the content from 2011 (including The Secret Agent and the Assassin) is missing. They’re looking into it, but if you wanted to reread Nikoguy, you might want to hold off for a little while.
My e-mail was also down for this morning and afternoon, so if you e-mailed me anything, I didn’t see it and you’ll need to resend it!
I’m sorry about all these problems! I don’t know what to tell you other than I picked a not-so-great host!
Here’s the next update of Stranger than Slash Fiction! It was pretty hurried, so I’m really sorry if there’s a ton of mistakes.
On the site downtime front, I’m being moved to another new server next week and there’s promises of it having better uptime. So fingers crossed this finally fixes it! I will notify you on tumblr & twitter when the site is down.
The site’s been experiencing some weird bouts of downtime because apparently my web host switched me to a shittier server than the one I was originally on. I’ve opened another ticket with them because I don’t think I can talk to them on the phone without using expletives and, because I work tech support, I know how shitty that is.
So please bear with me if the site doesn’t seem to be working! You can send me a message if you’d like, but there isn’t much I can do on my end!
I ultimately may have to change web hosts, and if that’s the case I’m going to lose more cash than I’d like, so I might do something special that’s pay-only or open commissions temporarily.
Once I hear back from them about this latest ticket, I’ll put together a news post for the site so everyone can be updated!
Again, I’m sorry about all the hassle the site’s been through over the past year or so!
Here’s the next part of Episode Seven! This update features some beautiful art from Longer Pigs that I commissioned over a year ago. I’ve basically been waiting for this to happen since I started writing.
The site’s being moved to a new server because I complained to them a lot and tried to get my money back. (Did not get any money back.) You may experience some issues while surfing the site, please feel free to complain to me and I’ll see what I can do!